By Ed Driscoll · July 4, 2008 01:14 AM
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Muggeridge's Law ·
The Return of the Primitive
Dave Barry rifles through the case files of CSI: Appleton, Wisconson:
A couple telephoned police in the middle of the night after finding a man in their basement covered head to toe in barbecue sauce.
Key Explanation That Clears Everything Right Up: "He told the officers that it was urban camouflage."
It's common sense, really:
If they can't see you, they can't get to you!