Let's list some of the news stories floating around on Friday and Saturday:

So what was the headline today on the front cover of the dead tree edition of the San Jose Mercury?

Somewhere, William Randolph Hearst weeps. Somewhere closer to terra firma, Rupert Murdoch is probably chuckling about the competition--or lack thereof--he's facing in the US.

(Cover scan via Newseum; story here, if you've taken your heart medication and can handle a level of excitement that makes the last two minutes of today's Cowboys-Lions game feel like a test pattern.)