One man is doing his part to Save Old Media--one anchorperson at a time.

With Atlas being mugged every day by barbarians at the blogs, this man has the patience of a saint, slowly introducing new technologies to liberal luddite Manhattanites. But somebody has to carefully guide them into the 1990s, knowing that taking them all the way to the 21st century maybe a bit too much Future Shock if not done gradually.