I Shot A Moose Once In My Pajamas...
Time to go hunting, boys:
The poor old Scandinavian moose is now being blamed for climate change, with researchers in Norway claiming that a grown moose can produce 2,100 kilos of methane a year -- equivalent to the CO2 output resulting from a 13,000 kilometer car journey.
Global warming--it's
a Second Ammendment issue!
(With apologies to Groucho and Jonathan Klein for the above headline.)