This sounds like one of those National Enquirer self-quizzes: how you react to the I-35 bridge collapse reveals your true personality!
"Chicago Tribune Puts New Spin on Bridge Collapse as Anti-immigrant, Anti-Muslim".
"Ex-Clinton Official Ties Minneapolis Bridge Collapse to Global Warming".
"Olbermann Blames Iraq War Spending for Bridge Collapse".
"Fred Phelps and his contemptible claque believe that God made the bridge fall because Minneapolitans didn’t round up the gays and burn them a Loring Park bonfire, so they’re going to protest the funerals of the people who died in the bridge collapse."
The I-35: It's a mirror into your soul! (Or lack thereof, in Phelps' case.)
Update: Ace: "I Don't Want To Politicize The Minneapolis Bridge Collapse, But I'm Pretty Sure It Was Andrew Sullivan's Fault"...