Forget the recently announced remake of 1,000,000 years B.C.--especially since it will lack the essential elements for such a movie: a 1966 A.D.-era Raquel Welch in a fur bikini. Instead, here are two video clips beamed back from the dinosaur world of the past:

Update: Heh:

You know, education, if you make the most of it, if you study hard and you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, uh, you, you can do well. If you don’t, you get stuck in the Senate.

Related: Will Collier asks, isn't it ironic, don't you think?

I was just interviewed by a camera crew, and will apparently be on the CBS Evening News tonight.

Given the history of this very blog, I hereby pause for a moment to soak in the irony.

Today's events tell me two things: One, CBS doesn't have Google. Two, this must be the slowest news day in the history of the planet, and possibly the universe.