Larry David celebrates his divorce from the environmentally and toilet-paperly obsessive Laurie David:

Now that he’s separated, Larry David is having a laugh at his wife’s expense. The “Curb Your Enthusiasm” card said he celebrated the end of his 14-year marriage to eco-activist Laurie David in a way that was sure to upset her. “After the divorce, I went home and turned all the lights on,” David told TV critics in LA. A fiercely private guy, David denied that his wife’s public war on global warming caused the split. “No, no, no, she’s been that way throughout,” he said.