"Keith Richards: 'I Snorted My Father'"
Sadly, after Tom Cruise's placenta eating quotes and Rosie's wild conspiracy theories, I half believe that "Keef" isn't just saying that to yank the media's collective chain.
Update (4/4/07): "Keith Richards’ manager and longtime friend denies the rock star snorted his father’s ashes". Add this one to the endless list of legendary Keith legends.