"There's only one thing in the world I want and that is Ed Driscoll!"--Did these discerning readers say that? Err, not that we're aware of.

But The Sloganizer did. It's full of a bazillion clichéd slogans that taste good, like an old advertising slogan should. You simply plug your name or product into the site, producing results such as this:

(As found by “Jules Crittenden Is Our Middle Name!”)