No post titled "The Final Countdown" would be complete without this infamous YouTube moment in which the singer--such as he is--sounds like he really is warbling the above title.
"Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west, and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... Now you tell me what you know."--Groucho Marx