Ever wonder what it would look like if a bunch of Columbia B-School students decided to create a parody of the classic black & white music video of The Police's "Every Breath You Take", to parody their dean being turned down as Alan Greenspan's replacement?

No, of course you didn't. At least, I hope you never did. And neither did I.

But as Michelle Malkin notes, this is the "Best take-off of The Police’s 'Every Breath You Take.' Ever". In other words, just Press To Play.

(That's Paul McCartney--and nowhere near as good a video, either--Ed. Hey, same era....)