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Paging Karl Rove...Paging Karl Rove
By Ed Driscoll · September 30, 2004 09:49 PM
· The Making of the President
Here's a potential ad script for GWB: FADE IN BUSH: "Hi, I'm George W. Bush, and I approved this message" DISSOLVE TO SENATOR ZELL MILLER, REPUBLICAN CONVENTION: MILLER: No pair has been more wrong, more loudly, more often than the two Senators from Massachusetts, Ted Kennedy and John Kerry. Together, Kennedy/Kerry have opposed the very weapons system that won the Cold War and that is now winning the War on Terror... I could go on and on and on: against the Patriot Missile that shot down Saddam Hussein's scud missiles over Israel; against the Aegis air-defense cruiser; against the Strategic Defense Initiative; against the Trident missile; against, against, against. This is the man who wants to be the Commander in Chief of our U.S. Armed Forces? U.S. forces armed with what? Spitballs? DISSOLVE TO SENATOR KERRY, FIRST PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE: KERRY: Right now the president is spending hundreds of millions of dollars to research bunker-busting nuclear weapons...Not this president. I'm going to shut that program down. FREEZE FRAME, HEAVY REVERB ON LAST WORD VOICEOVER: Shutting programs down and undermining our own troops' security in a time of war. No wonder Senator Miller--who's in the same party as Senator Kerry--doesn't believe that Senator Kerry should be president. Do you? FADE OUT --There's your 2004 Dukakis in the tank moment, using the Senator's own words. Update: Robert Modean, in the seventh comment of this Brothers Judd post, also has a great commercial script all ready to go.
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