14:59 WATCH: Matt Drudge writes that Alanis Morissette strips to her birthday suit in Canada--only she doesn't, she's wearing a body suit with fake nipples and...stuff to protest Janet Jackson and Nipplegate. So it's a fake protest about a fake controversy, done in Canada, rather than in the US itself.

In the photo that accompanies Drudge's copy, Morrisette looks surprisingly embarrassed--as well she should.

UPDATE: Jonah Goldberg agrees.