THAT '70S SHOW: Tim Blair spots John Kerry slumming with a once-popular author whose career peaked in the mid-'70s, not coincidentally because his talent has become ravaged by heavy pharmaceutical excess. He's now known primarily known as a leading Holocaust denier.

Why do I expect Kerry to appear at his next campaign stop wearing John Travolta's white polyester suit from Saturday Night Fever--or worse--maybe a lime green leisure suit?